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Post #11
amitraiyan|
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04/10/2017 06:59:02
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet


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Post #12
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04/10/2017 07:01:27
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"


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Post #13
shohag686|
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04/10/2017 08:45:34
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amitraiyan wrote:
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet



Ha ha ha ha.........This is an epic one! keep posting funny jokes


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Post #14
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04/10/2017 08:51:43
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11. My Son’s #1 Concern

When my three-year-old was told 
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With 
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”smile1.gifsmile1.gif


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Post #15
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04/10/2017 08:53:39
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12.  Modeled On Confusion

The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for 
our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”

My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …”

The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”


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Post #16
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04/10/2017 08:55:18
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13.  What Not To Say In A Job Interview

My boss and I took a job applicant to lunch, where we tried, with little success, to get him to open up about his experience and qualifications. Frustrated, my boss set his salad aside and proposed a specific and complex situation to the young man, then asked, “What would you do?”

The applicant hesitated, then, looking my boss straight in the eye, said, “Are you going to eat all those tomatoes?”


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Post #17
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04/10/2017 08:59:08
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14.  A Vampire’s Nightcap

Q:  What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A:  Let’s stop in for a cool one!


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Post #18
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04/10/2017 09:07:18
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15.  Dracula’s Renovations

Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.


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Post #19
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04/10/2017 09:13:28
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16.  Never...

• Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. —Norman Ford

• Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. —Shirley Maclaine

• Never board 
a commercial 
aircraft if the 
pilot is wearing 
a tank top. —Dave Barry

• Never be in a 
hurry to terminate a marriage. You 
may need this person to finish a sentence. —Erma Bombeck

• Never argue with a doctor; he has inside information. —Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding

• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level; it’s cheaper. —Quentin 
Crisp


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Post #20
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04/10/2017 09:20:43
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17. The Worst Page in The Dictionary

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.


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