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amitraiyan wrote:Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet |
Ha ha ha ha.........This is an epic one! keep posting funny jokes
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11. My Son’s #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?” 
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shohag686| | memberPRO
04/10/2017 08:53:39
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12. Modeled On Confusion The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for
our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?” My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought …” The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”
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shohag686| | memberPRO
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13. What Not To Say In A Job Interview My boss and I took a job applicant to lunch, where we tried, with little success, to get him to open up about his experience and qualifications. Frustrated, my boss set his salad aside and proposed a specific and complex situation to the young man, then asked, “What would you do?” The applicant hesitated, then, looking my boss straight in the eye, said, “Are you going to eat all those tomatoes?”
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shohag686| | memberPRO
04/10/2017 08:59:08
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14. A Vampire’s Nightcap Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue? A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
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shohag686| | memberPRO
04/10/2017 09:07:18
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15. Dracula’s Renovations Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A: A grave problem.
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shohag686| | memberPRO
04/10/2017 09:13:28
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16. Never... • Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. —Norman Ford • Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. —Shirley Maclaine • Never board
a commercial
aircraft if the
pilot is wearing
a tank top. —Dave Barry • Never be in a
hurry to terminate a marriage. You
may need this person to finish a sentence. —Erma Bombeck • Never argue with a doctor; he has inside information. —Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding • Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level; it’s cheaper. —Quentin
Crisp
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shohag686| | memberPRO
04/10/2017 09:20:43
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17. The Worst Page in The Dictionary Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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