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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."



In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.
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One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”
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The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.

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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.

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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

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How many gorillas can fit into a car?

Eight.

How many chickens can fit into the car?

None, the car is already full of gorillas

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A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”

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An elderly couple talk in the evening:
“Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?”
“I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.”
“And that helps?”
“Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”

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Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary?
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A trip to Thailand?
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Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary?
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Then I pick you up again.

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A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.

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Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”

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Difference Between Friend And Wife? You Can Tell Your Friend: "You Are My Best Friend" But Do You Have Courage Telling Your Wife: "You Are My..

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