Do you wanna read a Joke?
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jakariahussain|| 
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A man was always late to his office. The was quite angry on him, So he called the  man in his room.

Boss: Why don't you come office early?
Man: (silent)
Boss: i'm talking to you idiot.
Man: No reply
Boss: Have you ever seen a donkey before?
Man: No sir
Boss: What are you looking at the floor. Look at me

Then he looked at his boss with a smiling face tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif



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07/11/2017 11:11:08
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awesome brother, give us some more. i would like to read..


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Post #3
jakariahussain|| 
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When my coworker answered his phone, the confused woman on the other end asked, “Who is this?”

“This is Steve. With whom did you wish to speak?”

After a pause: “Did you just say whom?”

“Yes, I did.”

The woman replied, “I have the wrong number,” and hung up.
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Hilarious.... smile1.gif
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AbrarYasir|| 
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A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.

“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.

“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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Post #6
BrokenMyth|| 
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08/11/2017 10:25:40
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ehehe nice one wink.gif
Post some more, liked it. keep up the good work! angel.gif
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Post #7
smlcbm|| 
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One unwanted person wanted to tell a J O K E in front of people.

He got up on the stage.

on the MIC, he SAID, "JOKE"

got down from the stage and went into audience and started clapping..

Everyone on the audience look at him and just confused.gif
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Post #8
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09/11/2017 23:04:10
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smlcbm wrote:
One unwanted person wanted to tell a J O K E in front of people.

He got up on the stage.

on the MIC, he SAID, "JOKE"

got down from the stage and went into audience and started clapping..

Everyone on the audience look at him and just confused.gif



hehehehehe that was good :p
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Post #9
jakariahussain|| 
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A conversation between pappu and papa

Papa: son how's your school going?
Pappu; its good papa
Papa: Tell me more about your friends
Pappu: Usual. they are boring but......
Papa: what?
Pappu: Our new english ma'am she is daaaaamn hott
Papa: Shut up! Don't talk like that.
Pappu: why?
Papa: She's like your mother.
Pappu : Always why do you just think about yourself?
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Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.   The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived".   The first man gave him money.  The second one thanked the taxi driver.   The third one slapped him (the taxi driver).   The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?".   The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"

Last edited by rockybulrocky at 10/11/2017 04:07:38


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