Do you wanna read a Joke?
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rockybulrocky wrote:
Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.   The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived".   The first man gave him money.  The second one thanked the taxi driver.   The third one slapped him (the taxi driver).   The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?".   The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"



Hahahahahahaahaahahaah....... The last one was best grin.gif
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Post #12
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In the history of presidency,
In the history of reality show,
In the history of all situation,
United Sates of America become the world greatest joke of the century, when itself elected Donald Trump as their own President.

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Post #13
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heheeheeheeh
smlcbm wrote:
In the history of presidency,
In the history of reality show,
In the history of all situation,
United Sates of America become the world greatest joke of the century, when itself elected Donald Trump as their own President.

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Post #14
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I think the joke i am about to tell is very old, may be i heard this joke on BBC when Personal Computer was getting available.

One man bought PC and he was very happy with it. But after bringing it, he assembled everything from top to bottom.

When he pushes Start Button on the CPU, it was not starting. After long procedure of trying, he then called the mechanic.

and the mechanic was also confused about why not working.

then our INDIAN "CHACHA CHOWDHURY" enters in the room and see both idiots have not plugged the main cable with electric socket.

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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
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Post #16
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jakariahussain wrote:
bonus seed points too!

 kmne pabo seed point???


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Post #17
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ছেলেঃ ইশ ! কেন যে আপেলের সাইজ তরমুজের সমান হল না!
বাবাঃ কেন রে?
ছেলেঃ মাধ্যাকর্ষণ শক্তির সূত্রটা মুখস্ত হচ্ছে না ! grin.gif
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