mahadihk|| 
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07/11/2017 11:18:29
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Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart really hard.
I had the bright idea that if a dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. So I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then i farted.
Loudly

rockybulrocky|| 
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07/11/2017 15:22:14
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wow!! the idea of farting did not go well. you should head line like "plan of farting". anyway i like it. i want to read more...

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07/11/2017 15:39:04
(166 weeks ago)
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As you mentioned "farting loudly"

On instagram... i was reading all the random posts.....

There is a video.... husband and wife both going for double date....

They both got prepared and they both went out from the house.

Wife get in to their car. All on a sudden, she had an urge to fart so much that she had to do it as quickly as possible and as loud as possible before her husband get on the car.

when her husband gets into the car, ask his wife, "darling, have you already met with them?"

on the rear seat of their car, there was another couple sitting to go with them, but WIFE did not notice that before farting.

HER REACTION was like

jakariahussain|| 
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07/11/2017 22:57:47
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that waaas goooood enough          

smlcbm|| 
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08/11/2017 15:57:32
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I am glad that you guys liked it..

But i wish i could create that joke by myself.

unfortunately not.

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18/02/2018 09:05:43
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ohhh nothing to sat bro...very sa to  hear  that hope this kind of situation may not come once again..hope for the best for your next classs

Colize1932|| 
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19/04/2018 07:58:06
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funny

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linkindipto|| 
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25/04/2018 03:37:55
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A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people enter the house; A while later, they watch three people leave the house.

The physicist says, "The initial measurement wasn't accurate."

The biologist counters, "They must have reproduced."

Finally, the mathematician suggests, "If one more person enters the house, then it will be empty again."

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27/04/2018 06:30:11
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husband in a book store" Do you have a book called, Husband the master of the house?
Sales girl: Sir, Comics are on the first floor..

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27/04/2018 06:31:44
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Interviewee: Tell me, why did you leave your previous job?"
Interviewer: The company relocated and they did not inform me where!