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Post #11
Towhidurrahman|| 
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18/11/2017 00:49:43
(166 weeks ago)
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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.
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Post #12
Towhidurrahman|| 
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18/11/2017 00:50:05
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Post #13
Towhidurrahman|| 
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18/11/2017 00:50:42
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
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Post #14
Towhidurrahman|| 
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18/11/2017 00:51:05
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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"
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Post #15
Towhidurrahman|| 
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18/11/2017 00:51:32
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"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In the stork?"
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Post #16
Towhidurrahman|| 
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18/11/2017 00:53:05
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Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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Post #17
Towhidurrahman|| 
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18/11/2017 00:54:26
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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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Post #18
smlcbm|| 
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18/11/2017 11:12:53
(166 weeks ago)
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The Chief of The New York City Police on the NEWS.

He said, "We will never forget 9/11"

One public from the crowd states:

"You better hope not, It's your phone number"

[Collected]
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Post #19
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19/11/2017 16:23:28
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Question: If Tornado hits, what will we do?

Answer: "You Do Nothing, Just Blown Away!"
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Post #20
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19/11/2017 19:33:46
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Hang on a minute!

Question: Who is Joke of the world!
Answer: American President Donald Trump including AMERICA itself.

Question: Who is predecessor of that Joke of the World?
Answer: Hollywood Actors and Actress. and the whole american nation.
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